“Bachelor In Paradise” Aug 22nd & 23rd Reaction

“Bachelor In Paradise” Aug 22nd & 23rd Reaction

I really wanted to be full of hilarious wit and snark after LAST week’s BIP episodes. I truly did. But I was so *meh* after watching I lost all motivation. Inspiration can be a bitch to find and no level of Josh’s asshole persona could help. To give you an idea of how lame I was, here are unedited brain spurts I blabbered down while watching.

Remember Leah’s lips? How about Ashley’s? Jeez Louise.

At some point Jared has to man up and tell Ashley to GTFO.

Ashley, he doesn’t love you.
Daniele has power like the Pope. Papa bear’s gonna sit on his throne and let them come to him. Ugh

Carly. Oh Carly. 

Now that a woman likes Evan, she’s the love of his life. And he just admitted he faked his injury.

That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. I’ll try to do better this week. And by better I mean I still need a life.

The thing I’m convinced of at this point is Jorge for the next Bachelor with live commentary by these guys:

Like you wouldn’t love it.